Three moles in a hole....papa mole sticks his head out and says, "I smell sausage". Mama mole squeezes up beside papa mole sticks her head out and says " I smell pancakes". Baby mole at the bottom tries to get up and says...." All I Can Smell Is "Mole Asses"...........
Exchange between coastguard and boat in emergency: "Mayday, mayday. Can you hear us? Can you hear us? We are sinking. We are sinking." "Hello. Zis is ze German coastguard." "We are sinking. We are sinking." "Vot are you sinking ABOUT?"
One Englishman, one Dutchman and a Belgian have a collision with their cars. The Englishman immediately apologizes himself saying: Oh, I am so sorry!
The Dutchman replies: I am sorry too!
On which the Belgian says: Im sorry three!
